Once upon a time there were mine controllers they traveled through space. They were going though the asteroid belt when mine controller 100 said, “Oh no, Lord Cheesy Pants is destroying our friend’s home on Pluznet Gargoyle. Remember the poem he used to tell us? I think it went something like this…” one night upon…

First, there was a comet. He was called Timothy. The comet was really, really excited. And then he burst. Then the comet felt a bit ill and said “I am ill” and he burst into tears. He then cuddled his daddy and he burst into tears again but he felt a lot better. And then…

  Once upon a time there was a sheep monster. It had red eyes and white fluffy wool but with scales. He walked around trying to find a crystal. The crystal had red eyes and it had kalloos*. Then he walked around again and then he found the crystal. Then he touched it and the crystal…

Once upon a time there was an Automatic Axe Screeper. It was a robot with wings, an axe head, green eyes, and it was covered in blue scales. He went through a door in a house and he saw some toys. He played with them and then the children came and they saw the Automatic…

My name is Timothy. I like to eat cucumbers. I am going to write some stories on my blog.